The weirdo plays a game

This is a story about a weirdo. But he was a funny weirdo, that liked to play catch the apple, but let me tell you a story that might be GROSSSS! It was sunday morning and it was really sunny, but then weirdo saw throw up from a bunny!! But then, weirdo scooped it up an shuffed all of it in his mouth!!! Might be pretty gross I say, and then people said he'd have to pay!!!! But he did not like it that way! So then he just ran away. He ran to... The game that some people were playin', catch the apple. The game that he LOVED!!! "I wanna play!" said weirdo. They let weirdo play. But when weirdo caught the apple, he threw up on the apple. The end! By pizza on wheels.